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vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

lieutenantbites:

nentindo:

"overly angry 1950’s pianist"

This post needs to go down in history

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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lextenou:

shyrelock:

Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you

OH GOD NO

officialfrenchtoast:

when i see my teacher outside of school

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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iam-lazarus:

hey do you ever think maybe hannibal just got called ‘hannibal the cannibal’ a bunch of times as a kid and it really upset him so he went ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em’ and fulfilled his destiny and maybe it’s not his fault he consumes human flesh or is that not the show