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rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

a-different-town:

Honestly the tattoo just seems like some kind of ironic hipster statement now that he’s actually a demon.

internetzahhakeriszahbacker:

The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic

moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

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mandamaysmusings:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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This is my new favorite post in the history of ever.

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

waltrewhite:

barack speaks for all of us

bilbo-swwaggins:

My friends dad teaches about sexual reproduction in a highschool, and on a quiz; when asked what the function of a clitoris is….one teen wrote

"It releases the pollen."

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok